Kamis, 17 November 2011

[Article] If There Is A Kim Hyun Joong Android,Will You Buy It ?

Credit: aprilstarr @ emprezz.com 
 Reposted from Hyunnies Pexers


If a Kim Hyun Joong android is  now available , will you buy it and  how much are you willing to pay for it ?

In a hidden and remote Pacific island stands an Android Research Institute whose scientists made a scientific breakthrough in robotics technology making them more human than the predecessor robots. After all the quality control and further testing ,it is now  ready to sell it to anyone interested .

As caveat emptor, and to prevent  anyone  making  a flash decision(super expensive decision ) on impulse buying, the following characteristics  of the  android was made public.

It is definitely handsome and true to life likeness of the original as in tall ,very good built, flawless very lifelike skin,well formed and straight teeth, warm smiles,beautiful eyes and hands, small mole near lips, lips as in kissable lips ,strong arms ,body and leg .Hair can withstand many shampooing and can be styled many ways. Responds to many commands as in cooking ,washing, cleaning house and cars. Very good entertainer – can crack jokes, good conversationalist including out of this world topics, can sing and dance, good companion though fond of sleeping****and  in the morning, not very selective feeding habits, drinking no problem.It is very polite and mild mannered unless provoked  and can speak Korean ,English and Spanish -other languages upon request  and can do other chores .Kindly refer to the manual for the other chores.

Android comes fully assembled and ready for action. Clothing  is not provided .
Batteries are not included .But they are chargeable.

Android has lifetime guarantee but the buyer must read the fine prints .
The first model  will be  auctioned online 11-25-2011 9:00 am KST
Minors are not qualified to buy .
Guaranteed delivery before Christmas .
 
How much will you bid for it ?


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